‘Doggy Style Causes Cancer and Stroke’ – South Africa’s Minister of Health

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‘Doggy Style Causes Cancer and Stroke’ – South Africa’s Minister of Health

South Africa’s Minister of Health, Aaron Motsoaledi, has made another alarming discovery after three years of serious intense research.





He said he had started the study after noticing that there had been increased cases of stroke and cancer in South Africa which is due to citizens’ untamed obsession with the sexually exhilarating and yet dangerous style, eg doggy.

Asked to explain the connection between this style and cancer or stroke, he said that during his research, he found out that the high pumping of blood during sex, when one is standing or kneeling overloads the veins in the legs which ultimately causes stroke.

On cancer, he said; “One of the main causes of cancer is stress, fatigue and tiredness. The most energy consuming and stressful sexual position for men is doggy, hence the connection is more than clear.

Motsoaledi advised that, occasional doggy style like only on Christmas day and Valentine is harmless but enjoying that each night is suicidal, the reason why South African married men die and leave their wives a lot these days.

The Minister said that a full statement on the Ministry’s website, “Look, I am only giving you guys a snippet, but we will be posting the results of the full research on the Ministry website, www.doh.gov.za”



He added that he is in talks with Home Affairs Minister, Malusi Gigaba to craft a legislation that will seek to outlaw this style.

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