In 2004 this nice young lady set a new world record for having S3x with the most men in one day at an event called the Annual World Gangb@ng Championship in Poland.

Her competition were two other women, one of which held the world record before – having slept with 759 men in a day.
Lisa Sparks slept with 919 men within 12 hours. Take a minute and think about it in the most holistic way possible. That’s 919 penises…

According to the S3xual mathematics, she spent an average of 45 seconds with each man, which, I hear, is 13.5 seconds more than is even required. She put her mind into it, people.

And what’s even more, she won the competition by just 21 men.

What a time to be alive.