Man Claiming To Be Jesus Christ Arrested For Attempting To Kidnap One Of Obama Family ' s Dogs

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Man Claiming To Be Jesus Christ Arrested For Attempting To Kidnap One Of Obama Family ' s Dogs

A heavily armed man who identified himself
as both Jesus Christ and the son of John F.
Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe was charged
Friday morning for attempting to kidnap one
of the Obama family's dogs.

He was actually a crazed North Dakota man
named Scott Stockert and he was arrested
by Secret Service agents Wednesday night at
a Washington, D.C., Hampton Inn with a
truck full of unregistered firearms, weapons
and hundreds of rounds of ammunition,
according to court filings.


"You picked the wrong person to mess with.
I will f--k your world up," Stockert, 49, told
agents who arrested him, according to D.C.
court filings.

Authorities discovered a laundry list of
weapons and ammo in Stockert's truck which
included an unloaded 12-gauge pump
shotgun, a bolt-action rifle, 289 rounds of .22
caliber long-rifle bullets, 71 rounds of 12-
gauge shotgun ammunition and two rounds
of .223 rifle ammunition, plus a 12-inch
machete and an 18-inch billy club.

Secret Service agents discovered the
weapons after they questioned Stockert
about whether he was armed and he gave
them permission to search his truck.