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Crush to crash  - Season 2 - Episode 16
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Please let’s leave here. I answered and we walked out on Esi’s unconscious body.

We got to our new apartment and I couldn’t hide my joy.

Esi is off my shoulders now, Aba is next. I thought.

Days passed and my female colleagues started showing interest in me. I wished I could have a fling with them, but Aba was too difficult to play such games on.

One of my working colleagues called me one day after work when I was bathing, and Aba answered.

Hello, what do you want? Meshac and I are making love, and he can’t answer your call right now.

Aaaaahhh Meshac!!!! Mmmmmmm!!!! Oooouuuuuccchhh
hh!!! I could hear Aba faking love making to tease the caller.

I hurriedly came out from the bathroom.
What is happening Aba? What do you think you are doing? I angrily asked.

And what does it seem I’m doing? Meshac, I am not like Esi, and I won’t watch any stupid lady to hover around you. I am more than a terrorist, if you dare mess up with me, I will chew your body raw. She threatened.

Aba, this is pure illiteracy! So can’t I have female friends? I asked angrily.

Female friends? Meshac, am I a man? Can’t you make me your friend.

The anthem of cheating men, “she is my female friend”.

I have passed that stage long time ago. If you dare me, I will curse you with the gods of our land. She threatened.

One more thing Meshac, the word “illiteracy” to me, is a compliment rather than insult. I get head swollen anytime you call me that, so don’t think you are hurting me with it. She bragged angrily and walked out on me.

This is serious! Will I ever find a way of dumping this village expert? I soliloquised.
The next day when I went to work, I was confronted by my colleague.

Mesh, yesterday I called, but you were busily making love to your wife. She teasingly said.
I’m sorry Beauty, it wasn’t so. She only faked it. I was rather in the bathroom. I responded.

I can’t believe this. Why would she do that? Beauty exclaimed in disappointment.

Hmmm, it is a long story, but all I can say is to forgive me. I responded.

Mesh, pardon my questions, but which university did your wife complete? Beauty inquired.

She didn’t even complete Amangoase LA primary school. Beauty, she is a typical illiterate.
The type of illiterate who has never watched a television before. Those ones are the ones who pour acid on their men, when they try to break up with them.

This is d--n serious! Meshac, then your life is at stake. Please deal with her carefully. I won’t call you again till you are done with her. Beauty responded in fear.

Beauty please don’t say that. We can still be friends while I deal with her. I pleaded.

No Mesh, it is risky. I can’t be your friend. She responded and walked out on me.

What a chaos! What should I do now? I thought unhappily.

Days later, I received a call from Frimpong.
Hey Mesh, the time is finally here, and I am coming home next week. He happily announced.

Wow! I can’t wait. Come and let’s wine some alcohol down our throats. I responded happily too.

Alcohol? Meshac, don’t tell me you have backslid. He questioned.

If “Backsliding” is a name, then I boldly claim it as my surname.

Frimpong, there is nothing good in the church. Pastors are marrying prostitutes, whereas deacons are f-----g kids. I am sick and tired of their brouhaha. I responded.

This topic is fascinating Mesh, so how is your brother, Pastor Otu taking this your new life? He asked.

It’s a long story bro. We will talk more when you come. I responded.

Alright then, see you next week. He responded.
Wait a minute Meshac, have you dumped that illiterate? I am coming with my fiance who is a black American. She cannot speak the local dialect, so I don’t want your fiancee to embarrass me. He quickly added.

Frimpong, Esi is off my shoulders, but unfortunately, I have the world’s most difficult witch on my neck right now.

You are the only person who can help me with ideas on what to do, so I am patiently waiting for you. I responded unhappily.

That is no problem at all bro, consider your problems solved in a week’s time. He responded and hanged up.

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